{"id":54734,"date":"2012-04-06T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=54734"},"modified":"2026-04-03T07:32:36","modified_gmt":"2026-04-03T07:32:36","slug":"cristian-tudor-popescu-gandul-nu-stiu-si-cavalerii-apei-chioare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=54734","title":{"rendered":"Cristian Tudor Popescu, G\u00e2ndul: Nu \u015ftiu \u015fi cavalerii apei chioare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am \u00eenceput prin a-i \u00eentreba ce film preferat au fiecare. R\u0103spunsurile m-au uimit. Fiind o clas\u0103 cu destule fete, m\u0103 a\u015fteptam ca Saga Amurg, cu Robert Pattinson, s\u0103 bat\u0103 tot. Nici g\u00e2nd, nu l-a pomenit nimeni pe bietul bampir. \u00cen schimb a fost nominalizat Dogville al lui Lars von Trier! Pe locul \u00eent\u00e2i s-a clasat Shutter Island, de Scorsese, care nu e original \u015fi nici vreo capodoper\u0103, dar e un film despre realit\u0103\u0163i paralele, condi\u0163ionare mental\u0103, obsesii \u015fi spaime ontologice, nu vreo comedie sau un thriller u\u015for digerabile. Pe locul doi, surpriz\u0103, Godfather (men\u0163ionat chiar a\u015fa, nu Na\u015ful) partea int\u00e2i, al lui Coppola &#8211; un film din anii `70!<\/p>\n<p>De sub o claie de p\u0103r negru \u015fi cre\u0163, un pu\u015fti a zis Once upon a time in America&#8230; M-a uns pe suflet, a\u015fa c\u0103 l-am \u00eentrebat cine e regizorul, cine sunt actorii principali. A r\u0103spuns perfect, Leone, De Niro, James Woods, Joe Pesci&#8230; L-am \u00eentrebat \u015fi cine-i autorul splendidei muzici a filmului. Nu \u015ftia, dar merita s\u0103-l fi v\u0103zut \u015fi auzit \u00een ce fel nu \u015ftia!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A r\u0103spuns &#8220;Nu \u015ftiu&#8221; f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 piard\u0103 mai mult de o secund\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 simuleze cu un \u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230; \u015fi priviri \u00een sus sau c\u0103tre colegi c\u0103 i-ar sta pe limb\u0103 sau c\u0103 rote\u015fte \u00een cap zecile de nume de compozitori de muzic\u0103 pentru film pe care le-ar \u015fti \u015fi \u00eei e greu s\u0103 aleag\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A fost un &#8220;Nu \u015ftiu&#8221; spus pe exact acela\u015fi ton cu care r\u0103spunsese corect, f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de arogan\u0163\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 a se scuza \u015fi a cere \u00eeng\u0103duin\u0163\u0103 sau a insinua c\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e lipsit de importan\u0163\u0103, ca \u015fi \u00eentrebarea, am r\u0103spuns la trei, ce mai vrei&#8230; Nimic din trucurile genera\u0163iilor de politicieni H2O, cu r\u0103spunsuri \u015fi justific\u0103ri la orice \u00eentrebare, pe care \u00eei v\u0103d de 20 \u015fi ceva de ani sub semnul p\u0103rintelui lor \u00eentemeietor, A. Severin, politicianul care \u00eei asigura, la \u00eenceputul anilor `90, pe ni\u015fte reporteri de la Ca\u0163avencu, \u00eentrebat fiind ce p\u0103rere are cu privire la dublarea hidrogenului fa\u0163\u0103 de oxigen \u00een ap\u0103, c\u0103 el a avertizat \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu acest pericol ecologic \u015fi la Consiliul Europei.<\/p>\n<p>Fire\u015fte c\u0103 mi s-au bulucit \u00een cap imediat cavalerii apei chioare: Mircea Geoan\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 paseze ca pe o leap\u015f\u0103 r\u0103spunsul la \u00eentrebarea \u00een ce sector al Capitalei e platforma M\u0103gurele, Traian B\u0103sescu neg\u0103sind prin minte ce-a fost pe 22 iunie 1941 \u015fi n\u0103zuind s\u0103-\u015fi compenseze ignoran\u0163a prin diversiuni brutale, Adrian N\u0103stase \u00een fa\u0163a \u00eentreb\u0103rii cu v\u00e2n\u0103toarea \u015fi estetica s\u00e2ngelui pe botul c\u0103prioarei, Theodor Stolojan scr\u00e2\u015fnind hot\u0103r\u00e2t ca un partizan &#8220;Nu comentez&#8221; la solicitarea de a recita prima strof\u0103 din imnul na\u0163ional, Crin Antonescu rugat s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi prezinte pe scurt candidatura la pre\u015fedin\u0163ie \u00een limba englez\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nu \u015ftiu&#8221;, spus de savistul &#8220;afro&#8221;, m-a f\u0103cut fericit, mai mult dec\u00e2t Ennio Morricone. Cunoa\u015fterea autentic\u0103, de sine \u015fi de ce e \u00een jur, \u00eencepe cu un astfel de &#8220;Nu \u015ftiu&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa c\u0103 am prins curaj \u015fi, fiindc\u0103 a venit vorba la un moment dat, i-am \u00eentrebat care dintre ei nu fumeaz\u0103 &#8211; s\u0103 ridice m\u00e2na. O p\u0103durice de m\u00e2ini a zv\u00e2cnit pe loc, verticale \u015fi drepte, ca \u00een spielbergul &#8220;\u00cent\u00e2lniri de gradul III&#8221;, c\u00e2nd indienii sunt \u00eentreba\u0163i de unde vin sunetele stranii. Ironia amar\u0103 a nu-ului din \u00eentrebarea mea fusese spulberat\u0103 \u00eentr-o clip\u0103. M\u00e2inile acelea nu puteau s\u0103 mint\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am plecat cu o speran\u0163\u0103. Poate c\u0103 genera\u0163ia lor, a chenzinarilor anului 2012, va reu\u015fi s\u0103 transforme Rom\u00e2nia din t\u0103r\u00e2mul lui &#8220;N-am aflat, dar \u015ftiu&#8221;, \u00een \u0163ara lui &#8220;Nu \u015ftiu, dar voi afla&#8221;.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Cristian Tudor Popescu este senior editor al <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gandul.info\">ziarului G\u00e2ndul<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am vorbit ieri despre arta filmului cu elevi \u00een clasa a IX-a ai Colegiului Sf. Sava. O premier\u0103 pentru mine: s\u0103 stabile\u015fti un asemenea dialog nu cu studen\u0163i, cu masteranzi sau doctoranzi, ci cu adolescen\u0163i de 15 ani, nu-i chiar floare la ureche.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[529],"tags":[8353,7236,15905,46,27289],"class_list":["post-54734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinii","tag-ctp","tag-editorial","tag-elevi","tag-film","tag-morala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71269,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54734\/revisions\/71269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}