{"id":3578,"date":"2006-03-23T14:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-23T14:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=3578"},"modified":"2026-04-02T08:19:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T08:19:27","slug":"show-marca-o%c2%92brien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=3578","title":{"rendered":"SHOW MARCA O\u0092BRIEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P class=text style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify>Organizatorii CES 2005 au recreat decorul studioului NBC in care se desfasoara popularul show al lui Conan O\u0092Brien, \u0084Late Night\u0093. Inainte de a-si primi invitatul, pe Bill Gates, O\u0092Brien si-a incalzit spectatorii cu un scurt monolog care i-a facut pe cei peste 1.000 de spectatori sa se zguduie de ras. Iata cateva dintre \u0084perlele\u0093 lui O\u0092Brien.<\/P><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/><o:p><SPAN class=text>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify><o:p>&nbsp;<\/o:p><\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify><STRONG>LA CE SUNT BUNE GADGETURILE:<\/STRONG> \u0084Buna seara, doamnelor si domnilor. Tema show-ului de anul acesta este faptul ca gadgeturile nu mai sunt doar pentru tocilari. Daca va uitati putin in jur, o sa vedeti ca acum sunt si pentru tantalai si pentru nerozi\u0093.<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify>&nbsp;<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify><STRONG>VIITORUL TEHNOLOGIEI:<\/STRONG> \u0084Ganditi-va putin, in trecut computerele personale si software-ul erau doar pentru specialisti. Astazi, multumita revolutiei digitale, gospodinele, bunicile si adolescentii pot cu totii sa descarce non-stop pornografie de pe Internet\u0093.<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify>&nbsp;<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify><STRONG>FEMEILE LA CES:<\/STRONG> \u0084Nu cred c-as putea sa spun ca evenimentul asta este tocmai un magnet pentru doamne. Cred ca am vazut mai multe femei la petrecerea burlacilor a lui Elton John\u0093. <\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify>&nbsp;<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify><STRONG>TESTUL O\u0092BRIEN:<\/STRONG> \u0084M-am dus si eu la un dispozitiv de recunoastere a vocii si am zis \u00abSalut, computer\u00bb, iar el mi-a raspuns \u00abSalut, fetito\u00bb\u0093.<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify>&nbsp;<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify><STRONG>CASA INTELIGENTA:<\/STRONG> \u0084Tocmai am participat la un tur al Casei Inteligente Microsoft. E extraordinara. Acum pot sa ma duc acasa si sa-i spun casei mele \u00abesti o proasta\u00bb\u0093. <\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify>&nbsp;<\/P>  <P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" align=justify><STRONG>GATES LA CAZINO:<\/STRONG> \u0084M-am distrat azi dimineata, cand l-am vazut pe Bill trecand prin cazinou si aparatele de jocuri de noroc au inceput sa cante in cor: \u00abSa-l intampinam cu bucurie, trece alesul!\u00bb\u0093.<\/P><\/SPAN><\/o:p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Organizatorii CES 2005 au recreat decorul studioului NBC in care se desfasoara popularul show al lui Conan O\u0092Brien, \u0084Late Night\u0093. Inainte de a-si primi invitatul, pe Bill Gates, O\u0092Brien si-a incalzit spectatorii cu un scurt monolog care i-a facut pe cei peste 1.000 de spectatori sa se zguduie de ras. 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