{"id":242505,"date":"2025-11-22T17:37:19","date_gmt":"2025-11-22T17:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=242505"},"modified":"2025-11-22T17:37:19","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T17:37:19","slug":"secret-santa-cu-dosar-penal-mai-a-gasit-arme-letale-si-droguri-in-colete-de-craciun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=242505","title":{"rendered":"Secret Santa cu dosar penal: MAI a g\u0103sit arme letale \u015fi droguri \u00een colete de Cr\u0103ciun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nDac\u0103 \u00een anii trecu\u0163i poli\u0163i\u015ftii g\u0103seau mingi antistres \u015fi lumini\u0163e LED, anul acesta au trecut la \u201enivelul hard\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\n\u00cen colete au fost descoperite arme letale, dispozitive de vedere pe timp de noapte, amortizoare \u015fi &#8220;plante exotice&#8221; pe care nu le g\u0103se\u015fti \u00een niciun garden center legal.<\/p>\n<p>\nMAI ironizeaz\u0103: \u201eNu \u015ftim ce list\u0103 de dorin\u0163e ave\u0163i pentru Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun, dar v\u0103 asigur\u0103m c\u0103 nou\u0103, Mo\u015ful ne-a adus scannere\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\nPoli\u0163i\u015ftii de la Inspectoratul de Poli\u0163ie Jude\u0163ean Bistri\u0163a-N\u0103s\u0103ud au desf\u0103cut recent un colet care p\u0103rea obi\u015fnuit. Surpriz\u0103: \u00een\u0103untru nu era \u201eSecret Santa\u201d, era dosar penal cu livrare rapid\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\nUnul dintre destinatari a \u00eencercat s\u0103 fug\u0103. MAI precizeaz\u0103: \u201eCurierul poate \u00eent\u00e2rzia. Poli\u0163ia &#8211; niciodat\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\nMinisterul face mai multe recomand\u0103ri pentru perioada s\u0103rb\u0103torilor: dac\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 trimite\u0163i cadouri, trimite\u0163i lucruri simple &#8211; cozonac, \u015fosete, o can\u0103 simpatic\u0103. Dac\u0103 trimite\u0163i arme sau droguri, surpriza va fi pentru voi. \u201eTracking number\u201d-ul se transform\u0103 foarte u\u015for \u00een \u201edosar penal\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\nS\u0103rb\u0103tori lini\u015ftite, legale \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 \u201earome speciale\u201d \u00een colete, conchide MAI.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ministerul Afacerilor Interne avertizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 sezonul cadourilor aduce \u015fi surprize periculoase \u00een colete. Poli\u0163i\u015ftii au descoperit arme letale, dispozitive de vedere pe timp de noapte, amortizoare \u015fi droguri \u00een coletele din perioada s\u0103rb\u0103torilor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[19763,7406,15990],"class_list":["post-242505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-colete","tag-craciun","tag-politie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}