{"id":202964,"date":"2022-04-01T10:02:59","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T10:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=202964"},"modified":"2022-04-01T10:02:59","modified_gmt":"2022-04-01T10:02:59","slug":"ce-gluma-fac-politistii-de-la-ministerul-afacerilor-interne-de-1-aprilie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=202964","title":{"rendered":"Ce glum\u0103 fac poli\u0163i\u015ftii de la Ministerul Afacerilor Interne de 1 aprilie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<span style=\"font-size: 12px;\">Poli\u0163i\u015ftii de la Rutier\u0103 nu au pierdut startul de 1 aprilie \u015fi au transmis un mesaj rom\u00e2nilor. \u015eoferii au dat replica imediat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\nZiua de 1 Aprilie este marcat\u0103, ca \u015fi \u00een anii preceden\u0163i, de c\u0103tre poli\u0163i\u015ftii de la Rutier\u0103.<br \/>\n\u201eNu po\u0163i p\u0103c\u0103li niciodat\u0103 radarul \u015fi etilotestul\u201d, ne transmit agen\u0163ii.<br \/>\nInternau\u0163ii nu s-au l\u0103sat mai prejos \u015fi au comentat la postarea institu\u0163iei.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eBa, se poate. Am beut odat\u0103 5 canistre de Red Bull, zburam pe \u015fosea. Radarul nici nu m-a v\u0103zut\u201d, scrie un b\u0103rbat; \u201eCiudat ca au pus asta de 1 aprilie. De unde s\u0103 \u015ftim dac\u0103 e pe bune sau la mi\u015fto?\u201d, crede un altul.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eRadarul \u015fi etilotestul nu\u2026 doar procesele verbale\u201d, adaug\u0103 cineva.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMergi drept cu 50 la h \u015fi centura pus\u0103&#8230;,dar s\u0103 nu ui\u0163i de volan!\u201d, mai scrie o internaut\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poli\u0163i\u015ftii de la Rutier\u0103 nu au pierdut startul de 1 aprilie \u015fi au transmis un mesaj rom\u00e2nilor. \u015eoferii au dat replica imediat. Ziua de 1 Aprilie este marcat\u0103, ca \u015fi \u00een anii preceden\u0163i, de c\u0103tre poli\u0163i\u015ftii de la Rutier\u0103. \u201eNu po\u0163i p\u0103c\u0103li niciodat\u0103 radarul \u015fi etilotestul\u201d, ne transmit agen\u0163ii. Internau\u0163ii nu s-au l\u0103sat mai prejos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[81,34894,14886],"class_list":["post-202964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-afaceri","tag-gluma","tag-politisti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}