{"id":194500,"date":"2021-05-31T10:21:50","date_gmt":"2021-05-31T10:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=194500"},"modified":"2021-05-31T10:21:50","modified_gmt":"2021-05-31T10:21:50","slug":"tudose-ironic-reteta-pnl-usr-plus-pentru-romani-o-combinatie-de-antidepresive-cu-laxative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=194500","title":{"rendered":"Tudose, ironic: Re\u0163eta PNL-USR-PLUS pentru rom\u00e2ni, o combina\u0163ie de antidepresive cu laxative"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\u201eRe\u0163eta fericirii&#8230;. \u00cempotriva st\u0103rii de r\u0103u generalizat \u00een care se afund\u0103 poporul, se recomand\u0103 urm\u0103torul tratament: &#8211; PNRR este extraordinar \u015fi va rezolva toate problemele Rom\u00e2niei (se administreaz\u0103 zilnic), Economia duduie, cele mai bune rezultate din ultimii 3000 de ani (de trei ori pe zi), Ne \u00eemprumut\u0103m fiindc\u0103 e foarte bine \u015fi avantajos (o dat\u0103 la trei zile), &#8211; Noi reform\u0103m Statul! (\u00eenainte de mas\u0103)\u201d, t\u00e2scrie pe Facebook Mihai Tudose.<\/p>\n<p>\nSocial-democratul prezint\u0103 \u015fi alte mesaje prezentate de coali\u0163ia de guvernare rom\u00e2nilor.<\/p>\n<p>\n\u201eCampania de vaccinare este un mare succes (dou\u0103 doze pe zi), Suntem cei mai buni! (zilnic, dar mare aten\u0163ie: provoac\u0103 gre\u0163uri!), Nu t\u0103iem nimic! (se ia seara, dar cu grij\u0103, provoac\u0103 ame\u0163eli!), PSD este de vin\u0103 pentru tot (se recit\u0103 \u00een grup c\u00e2t mai des posibil). Aceasta pare a fi re\u0163eta PNL-USR-PLUS pentru rom\u00e2ni&#8230;. Seam\u0103n\u0103 cumva cu o combina\u0163ie de antidepresive cu laxative. O s\u0103 ne cufurim de fericire&#8230; la coad\u0103 la h\u00e2rtie igenic\u0103\u201d, conchide Tudose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guvernul PNL-USR-PLUS prezint\u0103 rom\u00e2nilor o \u201ere\u0163et\u0103 a fericirii\u201d, spune ironic europarlamentarul Mihai Tudose, vicepre\u015fedinte PSD: \u201eSeam\u0103n\u0103 cumva cu o combina\u0163ie de antidepresive cu laxative &#8211; o s\u0103 ne cufurim de fericire&#8230; la coad\u0103 la h\u00e2rtie igenic\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[9,7316,39031],"class_list":["post-194500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-guvern","tag-mesaje","tag-tudose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}