\nSediul Fiscului de sector (6) s-a mutat \u00eentr-un mall. \u201cDistan\u0163area social\u0103\u201d face \u015fi mai complicat\u0103 a\u015fteptarea. Dar aranjarea este \u015fmechereasc\u0103 r\u0103u. E o coad\u0103 la ghi\u015feurile Fiscului, mai mic\u0103, dar coada cea mare, pentru aceea\u015fi problem\u0103 cu Fiscul, este \u00een parcarea mall-ului. Da, coada la Fisc – acolo unde pl\u0103te\u015fti d\u0103rile\/amenzile c\u0103tre stat, amenzi ce curg g\u00e2rl\u0103 \u00een aceste zile – este, la sectorul \u015fase din Bucure\u015fti, \u00een garajul unui centru comercial, \u00eentr-un aer infect, plin de noxele ma\u015finilor \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 lumin\u0103, aproape. Ca s\u0103 \u015ftie contribuabilul unde \u00eei este lungul nasului.<\/p>\n
\nTii-tii, ma\u015finile care intr\u0103, tii-tii, ma\u015finile care iesc, pentru c\u0103 coada s-a lungit, sunt 60 -70 de persoane la coad\u0103, fiecare respect\u00e2nd distan\u0163a social\u0103 \u015fi, iat\u0103, coada se face fuior \u015fi, \u00een cur\u00e2nd, amenin\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 sugrume parcarea.<\/p>\n
\nDup\u0103 3 ore, ajungi \u00een fa\u0163a ghi\u015feului ca s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti o datorie c\u0103tre stat de 50 de lei (10,4 euro). Dai s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti cu un card bancar, pentru c\u0103 vezi al\u0103turi de tine un POS. Dar func\u0163ionarul\/casierul ar prefera s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti cu bani lichizi: \u201cNu cred c\u0103 nu ave\u0163i dvs 50 de lei!\u201d<\/p>\n
\nAia 50 de lei, \u00een bancnota aia maro, roas\u0103 de vreme \u015fi lins\u0103 de mii de de\u015fte b\u0103gate \u00een gur\u0103, acum \u015fi cu Covid bonus, este dovada vie a pl\u0103\u0163ii, restul e bagabon\u0163eal\u0103. Func\u0163ionarul o ia, o pune \u00een teanc, frumos, cu capul lui Traian Vuia la capul lui Traian Vuia, cu capul lui Grigorescu la capul lui Grigorescu, fiecare pe c\u0103pr\u0103ri, o pred\u0103 mai departe \u015fi, astfel, ziua lui e \u00eemplinit\u0103. Dar nici a\u015fa nu este destul: \u201cS\u0103 p\u0103stra\u0163i chitan\u0163a c\u00e2t mai mult\u0103 vreme, c\u0103 poate v\u0103 vine acas\u0103 c\u0103 n-a\u0163i pl\u0103tit!\u201d<\/p>\n
\nAdic\u0103 eu \u00ee\u0163i dau \u0163ie banul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, nu prin virament bancar, c\u0103 e\u015fti speriat r\u0103u de POS-ul din fa\u0163a ta, tu \u00eemi ceri de trei ori buletinul ca s\u0103 te convingi c\u0103 sunt eu cel care pl\u0103te\u015fte \u015fi nu Satana preschimbat\u0103 \u00een contribuabil \u015fi acum \u00eemi zici s\u0103 p\u0103strez chitan\u0163a c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103-mi trimi\u0163i acas\u0103 \u00een\u015ftiin\u0163are\/amend\u0103 c\u0103 n-am pl\u0103tit?<\/p>\n
\n– \u201cP\u0103i nu v-am dat banii, cum adic\u0103 n-am pl\u0103tit\u201d?<\/p>\n
\n– \u201cDa, dar \u015fti\u0163i cum e!\u201d<\/p>\n
\nAdic\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu cum e, ce? Adic\u0103 eu s\u0103 p\u0103strez chitan\u0163a un an, ca, dac\u0103-mi vine acas\u0103 \u201c\u00een\u015ftiin\u0163area\u201d c\u0103 n-am pl\u0103tit, mai merg o tur\u0103 la Fisc, s\u0103 stau la coad\u0103 \u00een parcare, stau la ghi\u015feu o diminea\u0163\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 s\u0103 demonstrez c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit, ceea ce am pl\u0103tit deja? Cu chitan\u0163a?<\/p>\n
\nDac\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti la podul de la Cernavod\u0103, e\u015fti \u00eendemnat s\u0103 \u0163ii chitan\u0163a, ca s\u0103 dovede\u015fti c\u0103 \u201cai pl\u0103tit\u201d. Iei o amend\u0103 de parcare, trebuie s\u0103 p\u0103strezi un an chitan\u0163a c\u0103 ai pl\u0103tit. Am pl\u0103tit, \u00een aceste luni de recluziune, \u00eentre\u0163inerea pentru casa \u00een care stau prin virament bancar. La un moment dat, administratorul nu era el pe deplin l\u0103murit, mi-a cerut \u201cchitan\u0163a\u201d. P\u0103i cum s\u0103-\u015fi dau chitan\u0163\u0103? – \u00ee\u0163i pot ar\u0103ta cum banii mei s-au dus \u00een contul t\u0103u. Dar el voia chitan\u0163\u0103. P\u0103i cum s\u0103 nu vrea un biet om c\u00e2nd administra\u0163ia central\u0103, din tat\u0103-n fiu, d\u0103 chitan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi cere chitan\u0163a care certific\u0103 plata unei chitan\u0163e anteriore? \u015eeful Rom\u00e2niei nu-i Iohannis, nu-i Orban, e Chitan\u0163\u0103-Vod\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nSingura institu\u0163ie din Rom\u00e2nia care nu are nevoie de chitan\u0163\u0103 sau de buletin ca s\u0103 \u015ftie cine e\u015fti este Ministerul de Interne. Da\u0163i-i un jandarm sau unul poli\u0163ist doar numele \u015fi data na\u015fterii \u015fi, \u00een trei minute, v\u0103 va spune unde sta\u0163i, cu cine sunte\u0163i \u00eensurat\/maritat, ce ipotec\u0103 bancar\u0103 ave\u0163i \u015fi, \u00een cur\u00e2nd, \u015fi cu cine a\u0163i votat ultima oar\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nPentru institu\u0163iile de represiune se g\u0103sesc bani de informatizare. Pentru pleav\u0103 se constuiesc noi garaje \u00een malluri.<\/p>\n
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