{"id":161041,"date":"2018-05-30T12:51:30","date_gmt":"2018-05-30T12:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=161041"},"modified":"2018-05-30T12:51:30","modified_gmt":"2018-05-30T12:51:30","slug":"95-dintre-romani-nu-pot-pronunta-fara-greseala-textul-asta-testeaza-te","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=161041","title":{"rendered":"95% dintre rom\u00e2ni nu pot pronun\u0163a f\u0103r\u0103 gre\u015feal\u0103 textul \u0103sta! Testeaz\u0103-te!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\nDac\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 pronun\u0163i corect fiecare cuv\u00e2nt din textul de mai jos la prima vedere \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 vorbe\u015fti mai bine dec\u00e2t&nbsp; 95% dintre vorbitorii nativi, dar \u015fi c\u0103 ai abilitatea de a citi \u00een avans cuvintele.<\/div>\n<div>\n&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>\nCe trebuie s\u0103 faci? Cite\u015fte cu voce tare \u00eentr-un ritm mediu f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 silabise\u015fti cuvintele. Dac\u0103 ai f\u0103cut chiar \u015fi o singur\u0103 gre\u015feal\u0103 ai picat testul. Textul propus este un fragment din manualul de dic\u0163ie \u201c\u015ease sa\u015fi \u00een \u015fase saci\u201d, de Carmen Ivanov.<\/div>\n<div>\n&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>\nBaft\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\nIat\u0103 \u015fi textul:<\/p>\n<p>Releurile rablelor liderului rebelilor libieni atinse de originalitatea nabucodosorian\u0103 aproape imperturbabil\u0103, nesemnificativ\u0103 pentru antiperistaltismul prestidigitatorului erau de un primitivism extrinsec \u015fi veneau pe filiera colabora\u0163ioni\u015ftilor incompatibili cu senza\u0163ia de incomprehensibilitate c\u00e2nd, \u00een inalienabilitate, se prind cu dinamism zglobiu la cimilituri infinitezimale marcate de insesizabilitate cu o idiosincrasie fantasmagoric\u0103 \u015fi abracadabrant\u0103 ireversibil\u0103 \u00een contemporaneitate \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 unilateralitate cu o megalomanie uz\u00e2nd un primitivism spasmodic \u015fi zguduitor.<\/p>\n<p>\nManife\u015fti stupoare c\u00e2nd pe o microfotoradiografie \u00eentrez\u0103re\u015fti o inexorabil\u0103 cifr\u0103 treisprezece \u015fi g\u00e2nde\u015fti: paraskavedekatriafobia e mai rea dec\u00e2t hipopotomonstrosecvipedaliofobia, dar mai u\u015foar\u0103 dec\u00e2t venustrafobia, ablutofobia sau chiar logizomecanofobia.<\/p>\n<p>A fost diagnosticat otorinolaringologic cu ri- nodislalie acut\u0103 din cauza mucezelii influores- cente ce se \u00eentrep\u0103trunde buconazofaringian cu o discopatie neidentificabil\u0103 laparoscopic cu chintesen\u0163\u0103 lamelibranhiat\u0103 a acidului dezoxiribonucleic care a ajuns la desuetudine din cauza acidului acetilsalicilic, care cu recrudes- cen\u0163\u0103 antispasmodic\u0103 ucide microorganisme dicotiledonate sau monocotiledonate culese dintr-o zarzavagerie paralelipipedic\u0103 prelucrat\u0103 din obiecte contondente f\u0103r\u0103 unilateralitate sau fotoluminiscen\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\nI se \u00eence\u0163o\u015feaz\u0103 mintea \u00een mod anatomopatologic c\u00e2nd prive\u015fte demonstra\u0163ia ireversibil\u0103, de o neinteligibilitate transcendental\u0103 a mu\u015fchiului sternocleidomastoidian \u015fi se g\u00e2nde\u015fte cu impasibilitate minu\u0163ioas\u0103 la vicisitudinile de imponderabilitate a \u015fasiurilor s\u0103se\u015fti cuprinse de un scurtcircuit electric neelucidat.<\/p>\n<p>Mai multe pe www.dictie.ro!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cine nu a \u00eencercat celebrul exerci\u0163iu de dic\u0163ie \u201c\u015ease sa\u015fi \u00een \u015fase saci\u201d?! A ap\u0103rut, \u00eens\u0103, o alt\u0103 provocare pentru amatorii de gen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[8444,24812,5230,7486,31843,26281,10884,270,80,173,97,44528],"class_list":["post-161041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-avans","tag-cauza","tag-celebru","tag-cuvinte","tag-exercitiu","tag-greseala","tag-incercare","tag-provocare","tag-refuz","tag-romani","tag-testare","tag-textul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}