{"id":156650,"date":"2018-01-09T14:39:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-09T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=156650"},"modified":"2018-01-09T14:39:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-09T14:39:00","slug":"republica-gastilor-psd-si-cum-liviu-dragnea-risca-sa-devina-comestibil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=156650","title":{"rendered":"Republica &#8220;g\u0103\u015ftilor&#8221; PSD \u015fi cum Liviu Dragnea risc\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 comestibil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nRepublica social-democrat\u0103 a r\u0103mas \u00een bezna dictaturii, suspendat\u0103 de un fir pe care \u00eel zg\u00e2l\u0163\u0103ie ignobilul Liviu Dragnea, deocamdat\u0103 c\u00e2rmaciul suprem. Pentru c\u0103, din cauza negurii, B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u (de Giurgiu) nu poate s\u0103 pun\u0103 lupa \u015fi lumina pe sus-men\u0163ionatul, i-a trimis o scrisoric\u0103 plin\u0103 de obid\u0103. La etajul s\u0103u, ca s\u0103 nu tulbure prea tare \u00eentunericul, Dragnea a aprins becul de 50 de wa\u0163i \u015fi a zis c\u0103 r\u0103va\u015ful e bun \u015fi va fi cercetat.<\/p>\n<p>\nR\u0103stimp, un alt mare curajos, Mihai Tudose (de Pia\u0163a Victoriei) a l\u0103sat s\u0103 se afle c\u0103 nervii i-au fost zdruncina\u0163i de claustrofobia din Trabant si vrea s\u0103 evadeze din rabl\u0103 ca s\u0103 demareze \u00een tromb\u0103. Spre Formula 1 a guvern\u0103rii. Mai mult, Tudose (de Pia\u0163a Victoriei) tot d\u0103 sfoar\u0103, pe la col\u0163uri, c\u0103 l-a fentat pe acela\u015fi Dragnea printr-un viraj demn de Le Mans. \u00cens\u0103, din pricina lu\u0103rii curentului \u00een PSD, a nimerit n\u0103uc \u00eentr-un perete.<\/p>\n<p>\nScrisorelele, actele de curaj pe din dos, \u00eent\u00e2lnirile tainice prin birturi \u015fi cotloane nu sunt de mirare \u00eentr-un partid b\u00e2ntuit de obsesia &#8220;b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163iei&#8221; \u015fi unde, la ananghie, &#8220;b\u0103rba\u0163ii&#8221; se pitesc dup\u0103 pantalonii doamnelor. PSD este o p\u00e2ine dulce de m\u00e2ncat pentru psihanali\u015fti \u015fi deful\u0103rile de acolo ar fi f\u0103cut deliciul marelui Freud.<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/stirile-zilei\/republica-gastilor-psd-si-cum-liviu-dragnea-risca-sa-devina-comestibil-editorial-de-indira-crasnea-16921396\">Cititi mai multe pe www.mediafax.ro<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lac de ap\u0103 \u015fi rotindu-se ca periscopul pe deasupra microfoanelor, c\u00e2rmaciul &#8220;num\u0103rul doi&#8221; al PSD, Niculae B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u (de Giurgiu) a descoperit dup\u0103 l\u0103sarea \u00eentunericului c\u0103 \u00een PSD s-a t\u0103iat lumina democra\u0163iei interne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[5593,13307,19913,13673,7236,9132,8802,25826,8834,282,9184],"class_list":["post-156650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-apa","tag-democratie","tag-descoperire","tag-dragnea","tag-editorial","tag-giurgiu","tag-indira-crasnea","tag-lac","tag-niculae","tag-psd","tag-risc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}