{"id":153441,"date":"2017-10-12T16:31:39","date_gmt":"2017-10-12T16:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=153441"},"modified":"2017-10-12T16:31:39","modified_gmt":"2017-10-12T16:31:39","slug":"cum-e-posibil-ca-trenul-de-la-cluj-la-brasov-sa-faca-sapte-ore-si-in-plus-sa-aiba-60-de-minute-intarziere-pe-care-nu-ti-o-anunta-nimeni-abur-penumbra-frig-a-intr-un-film-noir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=153441","title":{"rendered":"\u201eCum e posibil ca trenul de la Cluj la Bra\u015fov s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fapte ore \u015fi, \u00een plus, s\u0103 aib\u0103 60 de minute \u00eent\u00e2rziere pe care nu \u0163i-o anun\u0163\u0103 nimeni Abur, penumbr\u0103, frig a \u00eentr-un film noir\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nPe Facebook, Tudor Laurentiu-Ciprian a scris: \u201eDin categoria \u201cRom\u00e2nia de izbeli\u015fte\u201d. C\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri: cum e posibil ca trenul de la Cluj la Bra\u015fov s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fapte ore \u015fi, \u00een plus, s\u0103 aib\u0103 60 de minute \u00eent\u00e2rziere pe care nu \u0163i-o anun\u0163\u0103 nimeni (ca m\u0103car s\u0103 le po\u0163i spune alor t\u0103i s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 la ora la care trebuia s\u0103 ajungi). Apoi, cum s\u0103 mergi at\u00e2tea ore cu picioarele \u00een gur\u0103?!<\/p>\n<p>\nSpa\u0163iul alocat unui om este at\u00e2t de str\u00e2mt \u00eenc\u00e2t un suprapoderal ar fi, \u00een mod sigur, prins f\u0103r\u0103 sc\u0103pare. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, la dus, am ales varianta cu\u015fet\u0103. Trenul a plecat la 00.30 venind de la Bucure\u015fti. Abur, penumbr\u0103, frig\u2026ca \u00eentr-un film noir.<\/p>\n<p>\nNea ceferistul (evident, neamabil, parc\u0103 \u00een ciuda slujbei lui) \u00eemi cere biletul, \u00eemi pune \u00een bra\u0163e o pung\u0103 cu lenjerie \u015fi \u00eemi indic\u0103 cam pe unde am p\u0103tucul. Ajung pe la mijlocul vagonului \u015fi intru\u2026ca \u00eentr-un fel de cavou. Bezn\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103 urc \u00een dreapta. \u0102sta mai e singurul loc liber din cele patru.<\/p>\n<p>\nProblem\u0103: cum s\u0103 te mi\u015fti far\u0103 s\u0103 vezi, unde s\u0103 la\u015fi bagajul, unde s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pui hainele de pe tine, unde s\u0103 te schimbi \u015fi, mai ales, cum s\u0103 pui lenjeria pe p\u0103tuc far\u0103 s\u0103 deranjezi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cazi sau f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 calci pe cap pe cineva. Apoi, p\u0103tucul (\u00eenclinat \u015fi nesigur) e, iar\u0103\u015fi, at\u00e2t de mic \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 tot \u00eentreb ce a\u015f fi f\u0103cut dac\u0103 a\u015f fi fost supraponderal sau cu vreo dizabilitate motorie.<\/p>\n<p>\nA\u015fa c\u0103 zic: vreun idiot de la conducerea CFR de c\u00e2nd nu o mai fi mers cu trenul?! Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 faci servicii civilizate dac\u0103 tu (idiotul) nu le folose\u015fti?! Cum au putut transforma acest fel de a voiaja (alt\u0103dat\u0103 pl\u0103cut) \u00eentr-o experien\u0163\u0103 at\u00e2t de dezagheabil\u0103?! Pl\u0103te\u015fte cineva pentru asta?! P\u0103cat, p\u0103cat, de trei ori p\u0103cat!!!! \u015ei, evident, RU\u015eINE!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mersul cu trenul \u00een Rom\u00e2nia a devenit o experien\u0163\u0103 nepl\u0103cut\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu iei un tren privat ri\u015fti s\u0103 p\u0103\u0163e\u015fti cam a\u015fa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[16061,16199,7985,7426,195,46,15304,8619,31831,6546,80,98,10059],"class_list":["post-153441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-alegere","tag-anunt","tag-brasov","tag-cluj","tag-experienta","tag-film","tag-frig","tag-intarziere","tag-posibilitate","tag-privat","tag-refuz","tag-romania","tag-tren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}