Mediafax<\/a>.<\/p>\n\nNu existau cad\u0103, buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi calorifer \u00een apartamentul s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cios unde Volodea g\u00e2ngurea. Totu\u015fi, un vecin turn\u0103tor care mergea la umilele mese preg\u0103tite de mama sugarului Vladimir, dezv\u0103luie presei c\u0103 rusoaica preg\u0103tea pl\u0103cinte cu carne \u015fi piftii care se \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u015feau frumos \u00een organism cu o du\u015fc\u0103 de vodk\u0103 ruseasc\u0103 de 80 de grade. Ru\u015fi am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i au fost cei din familia lui Volodea. Doar tata-mare era mai vedet\u0103, a fost buc\u0103tarul lui Lenin \u015fi Stalin.<\/p>\n
\nC\u00e2nd era pu\u015ftan, Vladimir umbla brambura pe strad\u0103. Era b\u0103iat de cartier \u015fi a declarat cu sinceritate c\u0103 nu-i pl\u0103cea algebra, ci prefera s\u0103 ciupeasc\u0103 corzile chitarei \u015fi s\u0103 piard\u0103 vremea. Nici m\u0103car nu i-au dat cravat\u0103 de pionier. Era golan. Citea de la v\u00e2rste fragede c\u0103r\u0163i cu spioni \u015fi era captivat de filmele de spionaj. Avea s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163\u0103 de iscoad\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nLa 16 ani, se duce la KGB \u015fi cere loc de munc\u0103. Dar KGBi\u015ftii \u00eel refuz\u0103. N-avea patalama. A\u015fa c\u0103 Volodea face facultatea de drept. \u00centr-o bun\u0103 zi, prime\u015fte telefon de la KGB \u015fi uite-a\u015fa, Putin, dup\u0103 facultate, cu chipul s\u0103u de Smeagol inteligent, z\u00e2mbe\u015fte malefic \u015fi dispare vreme de cinci ani.<\/p>\n
\n\u00cen KGB un singur foc are la inimioar\u0103: c\u0103 misiunile nu-l trimiteau \u00een afara Leningradului. Se consoleaz\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, la Moscova, la \u015fcoala de spionaj a ne\u00eenduplecatului Iuri Andropov, unde trage cu arcul la \u0163int\u0103 \u015fi \u00eembrac\u0103 ve\u015fmintele de judoka.<\/p>\n
\nLa \u00eent\u00e2lnirile KGB, unde marii mah\u0103ri cu minte str\u0103lucit de malign\u0103 se str\u00e2ngeau s\u0103 i\u015fte strategii diabolice, Putin venea la costum cu vest\u0103, \u00eencheiat la to\u0163i n\u0103stureii, riguros \u015fi rece, chiar dac\u0103 erau 30 de grade afar\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nLiudmila, \u00eens\u0103, viitoarea consoart\u0103 stewardes\u0103 de meserie, spune c\u0103, dimpotriv\u0103, \u00een lume ie\u015fea \u00eembr\u0103cat ca vai de steaua sa. La prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire era \u00eembr\u0103cat modest. \u00cens\u0103 b\u0103rbat curat, spune nevasta, \u00eenconjurat de o t\u0103cere morm\u00e2ntal\u0103, suprainteligent. Se zice c\u0103 are IQ-ul ditamai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vladimir Vladimirovici, taciturnul lider absolut al rusnacilor, cu centur\u0103 neagr\u0103, care se lupt\u0103 corp la corp cu tigrii siberieni, s-Vladimir Vladimirovicia n\u0103scut pe 7 octombrie. A fost botezat \u00een secret de mamu\u015fka lui \u015fi a tr\u0103it via\u0163\u0103 de bebelu\u015f s\u0103rac, \u00eentr-un bloc plin de \u015fobolani. Iat\u0103 istoria omului Vladimir Putin: Volodea a fost botezat \u00een […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[32510,15565,15169,25005,6266,24095,80,4888,366],"class_list":["post-138120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-bebelus","tag-botez","tag-centura","tag-kgb","tag-oameni","tag-planeta","tag-refuz","tag-secret","tag-vladimir-putin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}