{"id":131374,"date":"2016-02-22T12:08:09","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T12:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=131374"},"modified":"2016-02-22T12:08:09","modified_gmt":"2016-02-22T12:08:09","slug":"presedintele-paravan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=131374","title":{"rendered":"Pre\u015fedintele-paravan"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n Rom\u00e2nia e uneori, \u00een istorie, aidoma institu\u0163iei \u00eenchise la pr\u00e2nz, din \u201cVi\u0163elul de aur\u201d.<\/p>\n

\n\u201c   –  Numele meu e Funt. Funt.<\/p>\n

\n–        \u015ei, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea dumitale, asta e suficient ca s\u0103 dai buzna \u00eentr-o institu\u0163ie \u00eenchis\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz? \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103, amuzat, Ostap.<\/p>\n

\n–        Dumneata r\u00e2zi, r\u0103spunse b\u0103tr\u00e2nul, dar numele meu e Funt. Am 90 de ani.<\/p>\n

\n–        \u015ei ce dore\u015fti? \u00eentreb\u0103 Ostap, care \u00eencepuse s\u0103-\u015fi piard\u0103 r\u0103bdarea.<\/p>\n

\nDar cet\u0103\u0163eanul Funt se cufund\u0103 din nou \u00een t\u0103cere \u015fi ramase t\u0103cut destul de mult timp.<\/p>\n

\n–        Ave\u0163i aici un birou, zise el \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit.<\/p>\n

\n–        Da, da, un birou, \u00eei d\u0103du ghes Ostap. Mai departe. Mai departe.<\/p>\n

\nDar b\u0103tr\u00e2nul nu f\u0103cea dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe genunchi (\u2026). Ostap se \u015fi preg\u0103tea, de altfel, s\u0103-l ia pe Funt (\u2026) \u015fi s\u0103-l dea afar\u0103, c\u00e2nd b\u0103tr\u00e2nul deschise din nou gura. \u015ei ceea ce spuse \u00een continuare suscit\u0103 at\u00e2ta interes, \u00eenc\u00e2t Ostap fu nevoit s\u0103 se \u00eempace cu vorbirea lui \u00een rate seculare.<\/p>\n

\nCititi mai multe pe www.gandul.info<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nu le-om fi inventat noi pe toate, dar am des\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fit multe. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[286,32546,9794,31847,5836,547],"class_list":["post-131374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-aur","tag-batran","tag-inchidere","tag-institutie","tag-nume","tag-presedinte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}