{"id":130379,"date":"2015-12-31T11:39:49","date_gmt":"2015-12-31T11:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=130379"},"modified":"2015-12-31T11:39:49","modified_gmt":"2015-12-31T11:39:49","slug":"mesaje-de-anul-nou-urari-amuzante-pe-care-le-poti-trimite-celor-dragi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=130379","title":{"rendered":"MESAJE DE ANUL NOU: Ur\u0103ri amuzante pe care le po\u0163i trimite celor dragi"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>\n<p>\nPreviziuni meteo de REVELION 2016: ploaie de pupici \u015fi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103ri\u2026 te sf\u0103tuim s\u0103 \u00eenchizi umbrela \u015fi s\u0103 deschizi inima. Un An Nou Fericit!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nNoul an s\u0103 v\u0103 aduc\u0103 bel\u015fug \u00een cas\u0103, bucate pe mas\u0103, valut\u0103 \u00een cont, un iaht \u00een port, motor pe autostrad\u0103 \u015fi vecinii ca s\u0103 vad\u0103. La mul\u0163i ani!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\n&nbsp; De Sfintele S\u0103rb\u0103tori<br \/>\nPatru veseli ur\u0103tori<br \/>\nV\u0103 doresc s-ave\u0163i de toate :<br \/>\nMult bel\u015fug \u00een cas\u0103<br \/>\nP\u00e2ine mai gustoas\u0103,<br \/>\nDatorii pu\u0163ine<br \/>\n\u00cen anul care vine.<br \/>\nPace-n inimi, rod bogat<br \/>\nBucurie, g\u00e2nd curat,<br \/>\nDin a voastr\u0103 cas\u0103<br \/>\nBinele s\u0103 nu mai ias\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\n\u00ce\u0163i doresc s\u0103 ai duminici dulci, luni luminoase, mar\u0163i minunate, miercuri magnifice, joi juc\u0103u\u015fe, vineri voioase, s\u00e2mbete superbe \u015fi un An Nou Excelent!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\n\u00cen 2015 au fost momente \u00een care te-am deranjat, te-am f\u0103cut s\u0103 suferi, te-am sup\u0103rat, te-am enervat, te-am f\u0103cut s\u0103 urli de frustrare&#8230; Iar ast\u0103zi vreau doar s\u0103-\u0163i spun&#8230; c\u0103 am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 continui \u015fi \u00een 2016!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nSpune anului ce vine,<br \/>\nS\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 numai bine&#8230;<br \/>\n\u015ei mai spune-i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dea,<br \/>\nTot ce vrea inima ta&#8230;<br \/>\nS\u0103n\u0103tate \u015fi mul\u0163i bani<br \/>\n&#8220;La Anu&#8217; \u015fi La Mul\u0163i Ani!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nV\u0103 doresc de 2016 ori c\u00e2te 12 luni de succes, 52 de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de realizari, 365 de zile reu\u015fite, 8760 de ore de s\u0103n\u0103tate \u015fi 525600 de minute inspirate. La Mul\u0163i Ani!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nAho, aho, prieten bun care stai on-line acum. Ia opre\u015fte-te din scris \u015fi-ascult\u0103 ce-am de zis! Chiar de e\u015fti cu DND, BE RIGHT BACK sau NMD, sper s\u0103 nu \u00eemi dai ignor c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i spun un plugu\u015for. N-am intrat s\u0103 te stresez, am intrat s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i urez &#8220;la mul\u0163i ani \u015fi fericire, liste de id-uri pline&#8221;!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nFie-v\u0103 verde dolarul,<br \/>\n\u015ei de whisky plin paharul,<br \/>\n\u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 unul cu vin,<br \/>\nPentr-un 2016 plin!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\nMomentele speciale ale sf\u00e2r\u015fitului de an s\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 veselia \u00een cas\u0103, bani \u00een buzunar \u015fi poate un Mer\u0163an!<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\n&nbsp;S\u0103 ave\u0163i parte de tot ce ave\u0163i \u015fi mai vre\u0163i,<br \/>\nDe tot ce nu ave\u0163i \u015fi v\u0103 dori\u0163i,<br \/>\nDe tot ce v\u0103 lipse\u015fte \u015fi nu \u015fti\u0163i.<br \/>\nUn an nou fericit !<br \/>\nMul\u0163i ani cu s\u0103n\u0103tate !<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nS\u0103 crezi mai mult \u00een tine, S\u0103 ai parte de iubire, S\u0103 ier\u0163i mult mai u\u015for, S\u0103 munce\u015fti cu mai mult spor! Bucur\u0103-te de via\u0163\u0103! La mul\u0163i ani!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nAho Aho, e Anul nou,<br \/>\n\u015ei g\u0103ina-i f\u0103r\u0103 ou,<br \/>\n\u015ei cuco\u015fu\u2019 f\u0103r\u0103 gu\u015f\u0103,<br \/>\nD\u0103-mi \u015fi mie un leu m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103!&nbsp;La Multi Ani, 2016!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\nBate-n u\u015f\u0103. Bate-n geam. Cine este? Noul an!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\n<a name=\"14929077!\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n<a name=\"14919439!\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n<a name=\"14940882!\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ANUL NOU bate la u\u015f\u0103, iar mediafax.ro \u00ee\u0163i propune c\u00e2teva MESAJE HAIOASE pe care le po\u0163i trimite celor dragi de REVELION 2016. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[42313,42314,42315,42310,19778,42316],"class_list":["post-130379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-mesaje-anul-nou","tag-mesaje-anul-nou-2016","tag-mesaje-haioase-2016","tag-revelion-2016","tag-urari","tag-urari-anul-nou"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}