{"id":129552,"date":"2015-11-18T18:33:13","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T18:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=129552"},"modified":"2015-11-18T18:33:13","modified_gmt":"2015-11-18T18:33:13","slug":"glumele-zilei-avocat-aveti-copii-sau-ceva-de-genul-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=129552","title":{"rendered":"Glumele zilei. &#8220;Avocat: aveti copii sau ceva de genul asta?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nProcesele reprezint\u0103, teoretic, contexte caracterizate de maxim\u0103 seriozitate. Nu de pu\u0163ine ori \u00eens\u0103, lucrurile spuse de participan\u0163ii la acestea au st\u00e2rnit amuzamentul. V\u0103 prezent\u0103m c\u00e2teva exemple, extrase dintr-un articol distribuit \u00een social media:<\/p>\n<p>\navocat: care e data dvs de nastere?<br \/>\nmartor: 15 iulie.<br \/>\navocat: in ce an?<br \/>\nmartor: in fiecare an.<\/p>\n<p>avocat: puteti descrie persoana care v-a atacat?<br \/>\nmartor: nu. purta o masca.<br \/>\navocat: si ce purta sub masca?<br \/>\nmartor: &#8230;fa\u0163a..<\/p>\n<p>avocat: care este IQ-ul dvs?<br \/>\nmartor: pai..vad destul de bine.<\/p>\n<p>avocat: domnule doctor, inainte sa faceti autopsia, ati verificat pulsul?<br \/>\nmartor: nu.<br \/>\navocat: ati verificat presiunea sangelui?<br \/>\nmartor: nu.<br \/>\navocat: ati verificat respiratia?<br \/>\nmartor: nu.<br \/>\navocat: si nu este posibil ca pacientul sa fi fost inca in viata cand ati facut autopsia?<br \/>\nmartor: nu.<br \/>\navocat: cum puteti fi atat de sigur?<br \/>\nmartor: creierul lui era intr-un borcan pe masa mea.<br \/>\navocat: si totusi, nu se poate ca pacientul sa fi fost inca in viata?<br \/>\nmartor: ba da. si practic\u0103 avocatura pe undeva.<\/p>\n<p>avocat: si-ati fost plecat pana v-ati intors?<\/p>\n<p>avocat: va arat proba nr3 si va intreb daca recunoasteti poza.<br \/>\nmartor: da, eu sunt in poza.<br \/>\navocat: si ati fost prezent ca s-a facut poza?<\/p>\n<p>avocat: de cate ori v-ati sinucis?<br \/>\nmartor: de patru ori.<\/p>\n<p>avocat: aveti copii sau ceva de genul asta?<\/p>\n<p>avocat: si ati trait toata viata in acest oras?<br \/>\nmartor: nu inca.<\/p>\n<p>avocat: domnule doctor, ati spus ca victima a fost impuscata in padure?<br \/>\nmartor: nu, am spus ca a fost impuscata-n piept.<\/p>\n<p>avocat: l-ati cunoscut pe decedat?<br \/>\nmartor: da.<br \/>\navocat: inainte sau dupa ce-a murit?<\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Procesele reprezint\u0103, teoretic, contexte caracterizate de maxim\u0103 seriozitate. Nu de pu\u0163ine ori \u00eens\u0103, lucrurile spuse de participan\u0163ii la acestea au st\u00e2rnit amuzamentul. V\u0103 prezent\u0103m c\u00e2teva exemple, extrase dintr-un articol distribuit \u00een social media: avocat: care e data dvs de nastere? martor: 15 iulie. avocat: in ce an? martor: in fiecare an. avocat: puteti descrie persoana [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510,3834],"tags":[32901,8786,32653,34028,533,14765,453,80,298,33918,15579],"class_list":["post-129552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","category-lifestyle","tag-articol","tag-avocat","tag-distribuire","tag-martor","tag-mediere","tag-participanti","tag-procese","tag-refuz","tag-reprezentare","tag-seriozitate","tag-verificari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}