\nCe taie \u0103\u015ftia ai no\u015ftri? Panglici taie. Ce panglici? Panglici cu bere \u015fi mititei. Cu ce prilej? Cu prilejul inaugur\u0103rilor festive cu fanfar\u0103. \u015ei ce inaugureaz\u0103 t\u0103ietorii de panglici? Lucruri \u00eensemnate inaugureaz\u0103. Cum ar fi 25,7 metri liniari (m\u0103sura\u0163i pe l\u0103\u0163ime) de autostrad\u0103, semafoare sincronizate cu fazele lunii, sc\u0103ri rulante elicoidale, funda\u0163ii de moschei \u015fi catedrale, linii aeriene (de pild\u0103 Sascut-Urla\u0163i, cu escal\u0103 la Mizil), picioare de autostr\u0103zi suspendate, g\u0103uri prin care, dup\u0103 urm\u0103toarea glacia\u0163iune, ar putea trece metroul, parc\u0103ri subacvatice, \u0163\u00e2\u015fnitori stradale cu bere nefiltrat\u0103, flote de b\u0103rcu\u0163e pe Ci\u015fmigiu, sosirea apei calde la etajul 10, plecarea veveri\u0163elor c\u0103l\u0103toare, trasee turistice \u00een Rahova \u015fi Ferentari, deschiderea lucr\u0103rilor noului Parlament tetracameral (bi-ventricular \u015fi bi-atrial), trecerea de la leul greu la leul foarte greu \u015fi de la acesta din urm\u0103 la leul virtual, sc\u0103derea TVA la valori procentual negative (adic\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd statul te pl\u0103te\u015fte ca s\u0103 cumperi ceva), migra\u0163ia presei scrise c\u0103tre online \u015fi de aici \u00een neant, cre\u015fterea exporturilor de creioane chimice de concep\u0163ie \u015fi fabrica\u0163ie 100% rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, metamorfozarea lui Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun \u00een Fata Morgana, abolirea sclaviei \u015fi triumful democra\u0163iei (\u015fi, mai ales, viceversa) etc. etc.<\/p>\n
\nAt\u00e2t de multe t\u0103ieri de panglici au loc \u00een scumpa noastr\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere faptul c\u0103 geonidepii no\u015ftri nu pot lucra dec\u00e2t cu foarfece de import, balan\u0163a comercial\u0103 a Rom\u00e2niei \u00eenregistreaz\u0103 constant un \u201eexcedent negativ\u201d, adic\u0103 valoarea tuturor exporturilor rom\u00e2ne\u015fti este sensibil mai mic\u0103 dec\u00e2t valoarea importurilor de foarfece. Dar ce conteaz\u0103, important e faptul c\u0103, la noi, panglicile cad una dup\u0103 alta.<\/p>\n
\n\u015ei nici noi nu ne sim\u0163im prea bine…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Filmul din 1990 Edward Scissorhands \u2013 Edward M\u00e2ini-de-Foarfece, cu Johnny Depp \u00een rolul principal, s-a bucurat de un binemeritat succes \u015fi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, ba chiar a reprezentat, \u201ela nivel \u00eenalt\u201d, o surs\u0103 de inspira\u0163ie, un model comportamental. Astfel, de mai bine de 25 de ani, \u201epattern-ul\u201d Omului-Foarfece a fost g\u0103sit \u201esustenabil\u201d \u015fi a fost \u201eimplementat\u201d cu succes \u00een structurile de putere ale statului. \u00cen acest fel au ap\u0103rut \u015fi la noi tot felul de geonidepi autohtoni care, dota\u0163i cu foarfece, taie de zor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[32783,46,32506,32779,20616,5229,6266,68,10210],"class_list":["post-124596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-bucurie","tag-film","tag-gasire","tag-implementare","tag-johnny-depp","tag-model","tag-oameni","tag-putere","tag-succes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}