{"id":122762,"date":"2015-06-04T08:52:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-04T08:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=122762"},"modified":"2015-06-04T08:52:00","modified_gmt":"2015-06-04T08:52:00","slug":"cum-m-am-ars-la-constanta-am-incercat-sa-fumez-malimbo-dar-am-ramas-cu-buza-umflata-ce-am-gasit-in-pachet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=122762","title":{"rendered":"Cum m-am \u201ears\u201d la Constan\u0163a: am \u00eencercat s\u0103 fumez Malimbo, dar am r\u0103mas cu buza umflat\u0103. Ce am g\u0103sit \u00een pachet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n\u201eDumneavoastr\u0103 a\u0163i \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 fuma\u0163i a\u015fa ceva?\u201d. \u00cen magazia \u00eentunecoas\u0103, ferecat\u0103 cu un grilaj, lama cuterului taie unul dintre cele 600 de baxuri puse unul peste altul. Pe cartu\u015fe scrie Malimbo, Roseman \u015fi Capital.<\/div>\n<div>\n&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>\n\u201eDumneavoastr\u0103 a\u0163i \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 fuma\u0163i a\u015fa ceva?\u201d repet\u0103 vame\u015ful. \u00cencuviin\u0163ez: desigur! Par pachete de \u0163ig\u0103ri ca toate pachetele. Doar denumirile sunt exotice. De pild\u0103, Malimbo, care seam\u0103n\u0103 izbitor cu \u0163ig\u0103rile Marlboro.<\/div>\n<div>\n&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>\nDesfac un pachet de Malimbo, \u00eenso\u0163it de mesajul antifumat \u201eSmoking can damage the sperm and decreases fertility\u201d. Trag de o \u0163igaret\u0103. Am parte de o mare surpriz\u0103.<\/div>\n<div>\n&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/romaniaclandestina.gandul.info\/stiri\/romania-clandestina-castiga-500-000-000-de-euro-pe-an-in-portul-constanta-am-incercat-sa-fumez-malimbo-dar-am-ramas-cu-buza-umflata-14387986\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size:16px;\"><strong>EXCLUSIV: Cum m-am \u201ears\u201d la Constan\u0163a! Aten\u0163ie la metoda CAPAC! Avertisment pentru to\u0163i rom\u00e2nii care cump\u0103r\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ri<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eDumneavoastr\u0103 a\u0163i \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 fuma\u0163i a\u015fa ceva?\u201d. \u00cen magazia \u00eentunecoas\u0103, ferecat\u0103 cu un grilaj, lama cuterului taie unul dintre cele 600 de baxuri puse unul peste altul. Pe cartu\u015fe scrie Malimbo, Roseman \u015fi Capital. &nbsp; \u201eDumneavoastr\u0103 a\u0163i \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 fuma\u0163i a\u015fa ceva?\u201d repet\u0103 vame\u015ful. \u00cencuviin\u0163ez: desigur! Par pachete de \u0163ig\u0103ri ca toate pachetele. Doar denumirile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[10006,32506,9840],"class_list":["post-122762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","tag-constanta","tag-gasire","tag-pachet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}