{"id":109636,"date":"2014-07-23T14:49:56","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T14:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=109636"},"modified":"2026-04-04T06:32:22","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T06:32:22","slug":"cinci-lucruri-pe-care-le-faci-doar-dupa-ce-consumi-prea-mult-alcool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=109636","title":{"rendered":"Cinci lucruri pe care le faci doar dup\u0103 ce consumi prea mult alcool"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nEste dovedit \u015ftiin\u0163ific dar \u015fi de experien\u0163a celor mai mul\u0163i dintre noi c\u0103 \u00een exces, alcoolul provoac\u0103 probleme.<\/p>\n

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  1. \nTrimi\u0163i mesaje fostei\/fostului. Poate cea mai mare dram\u0103 cu care se confrunt\u0103 omenirea din vremurile lui Bachus \u00eencoace sunt emo\u0163iile amplificate ale unei inimi fr\u00e2nte, arat\u0103 site-ul desprealcool.ro. Tragedia personal\u0103 se transform\u0103 cu u\u015furin\u0163\u0103 \u00eentr-un comic de situa\u0163ie, direct propor\u0163ional cu gradele de alcool ingerate \u00eenainte s\u0103 trimi\u0163i \u201cacel\u201d sms (!). \u00eenainte s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 descui u\u015fi demult \u00eenchise \u015fi s\u0103 te faci de r\u00e2s, las\u0103 telefonul acas\u0103 sau roag\u0103-\u0163i un prieten s\u0103 te \u0163in\u0103 departe de el p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i revii.<\/li>\n
  2. \nDansezi ca \u015fi cum nimeni nu te-ar vedea. Din p\u0103cate, eul t\u0103u ab\u0163iguit are grij\u0103 ca toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 te vad\u0103! Dac\u0103 te g\u0103se\u015fti \u00een aceast\u0103 situa\u0163ie, caut\u0103 un col\u0163 c\u00e2t mai \u00eentunecat al clubului \u015fi roag\u0103-\u0163i prietenii s\u0103 te baricadeze de raza vizual\u0103 a tipelor\/tipilor ce se uit\u0103 insistent spre tine. Chiar dac\u0103 erai mare breakdancer \u00een trecut, posibilit\u0103\u0163ile tale de a impresiona pe cineva \u00een acest moment se apropie vertiginos de ZERO. A\u015fa c\u0103 cel mai bine te a\u015fezi pe un scaun, schimbi paharul cu o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 \u015fi \u0163ii ritmul cu degetele pe mas\u0103.<\/li>\n
  3. \nE\u015fti primul la karaoke. Recunoa\u015fte, dac\u0103 nu ai avea o voce ca a lui Adele, nu te-ai sui pe acea scen\u0103 nici cu for\u0163a! Altfel stau lucrurile atunci c\u00e2nd bei vreo dou\u0103 beri \u00een plus. {i nimic nu este mai dureros pentru prietenii t\u0103i ca atunci c\u00e2nd sunt nevoi\u0163i s\u0103 te trag\u0103 din fa\u0163a microfonului, \u00een timp ce c\u00e2n\u0163i \u201dMy heart will go on\u201d a lui Celine Dion.<\/li>\n
  4. \nE\u015fti primul \u015fi la coad\u0103 la shaorma. Spune-o vorb\u0103 din popor c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd urmezi o diet\u0103 pe alcool, pierzi 3 zile \u00eentr-o zi! Aparent stomacul t\u0103u devine du\u015fmanul #1 atunci c\u00e2nd ai b\u0103ut mai mult dec\u00e2t era cazul \u015fi vei face tot ce \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 \u00een putere s\u0103 ataci frontul inamic cu toat\u0103 artileria de condimente dubioase. Cea mai bun\u0103 mas\u0103 dinaintea unei mahmureli este o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 \u015fi un somn lung \u015fi, de preferat, f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentreruperi.<\/li>\n
  5. \nNu \u015ftii c\u00e2nd s\u0103 te opre\u015fti. E demonstrat \u015ftiin\u0163ific c\u0103, odat\u0103 ce bei prea mult alcool, renun\u0163i la inhibi\u0163ii. Din p\u0103cate, renun\u0163i \u015fi la orice ra\u0163ionament logic, uneori chiar \u015fi la sim\u0163ul de auto-conservare. A\u015fa se explic\u0103 de ce, dac\u0103 e\u015fti suficient de neinspirat \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i la\u015fi cardul acas\u0103, a doua zi vei da nas \u00een nas cu o mahmureal\u0103 pe stomacul gol \u015fi cu buzunarele la fel de goale. News flash: to\u0163i acei str\u0103ini din bar nici m\u0103car nu \u015ftiu cum te cheam\u0103, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u0163in de ce tot insi\u015fti s\u0103 faci cinste cu urm\u0103torul r\u00e2nd, \u015fi urm\u0103torul, \u015fi urm\u0103torul etc. P\u0103streaz\u0103-\u0163i controlul, altfel adev\u0103ra\u0163ii t\u0103i prieteni s-ar putea s\u0103 te uite inten\u0163ionat \u00een bar!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Este dovedit \u015ftiin\u0163ific dar \u015fi de experien\u0163a celor mai mul\u0163i dintre noi c\u0103 \u00een exces, alcoolul provoac\u0103 probleme. Trimi\u0163i mesaje fostei\/fostului. Poate cea mai mare dram\u0103 cu care se confrunt\u0103 omenirea din vremurile lui Bachus \u00eencoace sunt emo\u0163iile amplificate ale unei inimi fr\u00e2nte, arat\u0103 site-ul desprealcool.ro. Tragedia personal\u0103 se transform\u0103 cu u\u015furin\u0163\u0103 \u00eentr-un comic de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510,3826],"tags":[10719,15179,80,8864],"class_list":["post-109636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualitate","category-special","tag-alcool","tag-prieteni","tag-refuz","tag-stiinta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":109651,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109636\/revisions\/109651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}