{"id":109201,"date":"2014-07-13T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-13T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=109201"},"modified":"2014-07-13T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-13T23:00:00","slug":"o-parola-bine-aleasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/?p=109201","title":{"rendered":"O parol\u0103 bine aleas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nDrept urmare, institu\u0163ii ale statului, pres\u0103, site-uri, oameni cu func\u0163ii sau f\u0103r\u0103, bloggeri, justi\u0163ie, \u0163igani, fo\u015fti sau actuali securi\u015fti, fo\u015fti sau actuali tor\u0163ionari, cititori \u015fi comentatori, mai toat\u0103 lumea, cumva, ne transform\u0103m \u00eentr-o mas\u0103 de manevr\u0103, inform\u0103, lipsit\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire \u015fi sim\u0163ire, pentru a sluji, voluntar sau involuntar, scopurilor unora sau altora. OK, asta e \u00een general regula jocului, dar cei mai mul\u0163i spoiesc m\u0103car toat\u0103 comedia, pentru a o face mai suportabil\u0103; ai no\u015ftri nu! Iar rezultatul este c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii au \u00eenceput s\u0103 devin\u0103 pro\u015fti c\u00e2nd ar trebui s\u0103 fie de\u015ftep\u0163i, de\u015ftep\u0163i c\u00e2nd ar trebui s\u0103 fie cumin\u0163i, cumin\u0163i c\u00e2nd ar trebui s\u0103 fie revolta\u0163i \u015fi revolta\u0163i c\u00e2nd ar trebui s\u0103 stea acas\u0103. Orice va fi \u00eensemn\u00e2nd aceasta.<\/p>\n

\nM\u0103 opresc cu subiectul; a\u015f vrea s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, \u00een schimb, o povestioar\u0103 care mi-a pl\u0103cut tare, sincer\u0103 \u015fi direct\u0103, \u00een felul acela minunat \u00een care cultura electronic\u0103 schimb\u0103 modul \u00een care rela\u0163ion\u0103m cu lumea. Este scris\u0103 de un ins pe nume Mauricio Estrella, care, p\u0103r\u0103sit de nevast\u0103, se sim\u0163ea trist \u015fi revoltat, rumeg\u00e2nd o singur\u0103 idee, tot timpul: \u201eCum a putut s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 una ca asta?\u201c.<\/p>\n

\n\u00centr-o zi calculatorul de la munc\u0103 l-a informat c\u0103 i-a expirat parola de sistem, o chestiune care la Microsoft Exchange server se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 la fiecare 30 de zile \u015fi mii de angaja\u0163i sunt obliga\u0163i s\u0103 o schimbe. Serverul mai cerea ca parola s\u0103 nu se repete, s\u0103 aib\u0103 cel pu\u0163in 8 caractere, cel pu\u0163in o majuscul\u0103, cel pu\u0163in un simbol \u015fi cel pu\u0163in un num\u0103r (mie, ca rom\u00e2n, mi se pare deja o ecua\u0163ie, folosesc chestiuni mult-mult mai simple). Frustrat, furios, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi fi m\u00e2ncat micul dejun \u015fi cu un gust amar \u00een gur\u0103, Estrella a privit cu ochii goi cursorul puls\u00e2nd pe ecran, a decis c\u0103 s-a s\u0103turat \u015fi a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 o parol\u0103 care s\u0103-i schimbe via\u0163a, mai ales c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 o tasteze de mai multe ori pe zi.<\/p>\n

\n\u015ei a scris: \u201eForgive@h3r\u201c. Iar omul a scris \u201eIart-o\u201c de mai multe ori pe zi, c\u00e2nd deschidea computerul, c\u00e2nd \u00eei ap\u0103rea screensaverul, c\u00e2nd se \u00eentorcea de la pr\u00e2nz. \u015ei chestia asta a func\u0163ionat! Omul s-a lini\u015ftit, a privit cu al\u0163i ochi separarea, a acceptat situa\u0163ia \u015fi \u015fi-a iertat fosta so\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

\nDup\u0103 o lun\u0103 serverul l-a obligat pe eroul nostru s\u0103 aleag\u0103 o alt\u0103 parol\u0103, iar el s-a g\u00e2ndit la urm\u0103torul lucru de pe list\u0103. \u015ei a ales \u201eQuit@smoking4ever\u201c. Destul de greu de scris de mai multe ori pe zi, dar a func\u0163ionat \u015fi asta.<\/p>\n

\nDup\u0103 o lun\u0103 de zile a fost \u201eSave4trip@thailand\u201c. Trei luni mai t\u00e2rziu a mers \u00een Thailanda.<\/p>\n

\nAu mai func\u0163ionat \u201eSleep@before12\u201c, \u201eAsk@her4date\u201c, \u201eNo@drinking2months\u201c, \u201eGet@c4t!\u201c \u015fi \u201eFacetime2mom@sunday\u201c. Are o nou\u0103 prieten\u0103, \u015fi-a luat pisic\u0103, nu mai bea \u015fi se vede \u00een mod regulat cu mama. Nu a func\u0163ionat \u201eEat2times@day\u201c, e tot gras.
\nCea mai recent\u0103 parol\u0103 a fost \u201eSave4@ring\u201c. A func\u0163ionat \u015fi asta, omul a cump\u0103rat inelul, iar ea a zis da.<\/p>\n

\nNu-i a\u015fa c\u0103-i o poveste minunat\u0103? Un scurtmetraj cu scenariul acesta asigur\u0103 oricui \u015fi un loc pe podiumuri de festival \u015fi discursuri \u201eMultumesc@mamei4tot\u201c.<\/p>\n

\nNu am, repet, nicio contribu\u0163ie la acest text. Dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 ideea lui Estrella poate fi folosit\u0103, cu succes, \u015fi la noi, de la \u201eNu@maiFur\u201c la \u201eFac@Reforma\u201c, \u201eRespect@Oamenii\u201c sau \u201eNuMaiClaxonez@Stop\u201c.<\/p>\n

\nF\u0103r\u0103 alte comentarii, \u201eB\u0103utorii de absint\u201c al lui Degas.<\/p>\n

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De o bucat\u0103 de vreme am un sentiment nepl\u0103cut, mai pregnant dec\u00e2t oric\u00e2nd – este vorba de involu\u0163ia societ\u0103\u0163ii rom\u00e2ne\u015fti, unde lucrurile au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se petreac\u0103 \u201epe fa\u0163\u0103\u201c, lipsite de ambalajul mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in sofisticat care acoper\u0103, \u00een general, tic\u0103lo\u015fia, \u00een lume.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[529],"tags":[14750,16061,30102,32766,17331,10882,274,11671,80,16951,8327,7189],"class_list":["post-109201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinii","tag-acoperire","tag-alegere","tag-fata","tag-folosire","tag-functionare","tag-general","tag-incepere","tag-informare","tag-refuz","tag-revolta","tag-scadere","tag-societate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bm.dev.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}